CONDOM TO BE NEW USA SYMBOL
The Obama Administration announced today that it is changing the national symbol to the condom. An administration spokesperson stated that the new symbol is more in keeping with President Obama's political philosophy and the change that he is bringing to the nation, in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
Thanks to Joe for the faux news.
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