Just got an email from my mother-in-law:
"Check Your Mail
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2010 Obama Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, two dozen "Get Out of Jail Free" cards and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon."
Silver Takes the Elevator Down, Report 30 April, 2017
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