Mail a Dirty TSA Exam Glove

I just thought of an interesting idea to get the attention of legislators and executives of the major airlines as a protest against TSA (team sexual assault?) screening procedures.

Remember when citizens were pissed off at the government and mailed tea bags to them?  I had an alternate idea to mail a bag of cheap pork rinds to my legislators.  A little more expensive than a tea bag, at $1.00 per bag of pork rinds plus $1.38 postage.

How about mailing a dirty blue exam glove to each of our federal legislators and to the board members of each major airline?  By dirty I mean having had contact with dirt or dust sufficient to appear used.  I would not suggest dipping the glove in urine, animal feces, or any other dangerous substance.  The blue nitrile gloves are fairly inexpensive and available at Harbor Freight Tools and other home improvement, hardware, and auto parts stores.  I have a box of them in the garage for when I paint things or work on the cars.

Of course, to make the message more effective it might help to write "TSA" on the glove with a sharpie and enclose/attach an "instruction card" reading something like:  "Official TSA exam glove for Senator (blank).  Please bring with you to the TSA security station at the airport for use in your security screening process."   I don't believe in sending anything anonymously through the mail, so I would also enclose a letter explaining the purpose of the dirty exam glove.  I could be something as simple as:  "Dear Senator:  I urge you to defund the Transportation Security Administration for its heavy-handed, unsanitary, pornographic, and unnecessary assault on American citizens at the gates of America's airports."

If thousands of citizens sent a dirty blue exam glove to his federal legislators and to the executives of the major airlines, could those symbolic acts drum up even more attention against TSA?  Maybe inspire airlines to put pressure on legislators to defund TSA?  Maybe even inspire my lazy, corrupt senators to push for defunding TSA? 

For those of you taking the time to read this:  Is this an idea that could get traction?  How about improvements or some kind of standardization (such as blue glove, instruction card, suggested language for the letter)?   Is anyone with a high traffic site interested in putting this idea out there? 

Please leave a comment if you have any thoughts about this idea.

Giving Thanks

Even as cranky as I have been recently, I have a lot to be thankful for.  Good health, loving and supportive family, job is still there, haven't had to touch my preps, and I still have a roof over my head.  As a bonus, neither Reichsfuhrer Napolitano nor her Gropenfuhrers have touched my junk.

Happy Thanksgiving to all and God Bless!

Coward-In-Chief Obama Abandons Japan and South Korea While Reichsfuhrer Napolitano Promises to Violate More Women and Children

The disgusting bunch of bastards that comprises the Obama administration is at it again.  Abandoning our allies while violating the citizens at home.  Even the original Nazis didn't act this fast.

Obama essentially abandons Japan and South Korea after act of war by North Korea.  Read it here.  Way to go, Barry.  Now the Chinese, who are likely behind the whole thing, know what you are made of.  Or more accurately, full of.  Shit.  Same goes for your abandonment of Lebanon, which has dropped the UN trials for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.  Not to mention your telegraphing your exit strategy to the Taliban in Afghanistan, your unreasonable demands on Israel, and your continued spinelessness in dealing with Iran.  No, Barry, 'ole Ahmadijihadi is not charmed by your very presence.  Leadership is not the same as a Justin Bieber concert; when leading a country, a bunch of screaming, fainting girls indicates that you are a vapid twit, Barry.

Meanwhile, Sektion Sicherheit-Vaterland Reichsfuhrer Napolitano announced that the violation of women and children by her Gropenfuhrers may extend to other forms of public transportation, such as trains, boats, and buses.  Story here.  The Gropenfuhrers apparently put their own security first, as numerous anectdotal accounts have surfaced of  SS-V troops using the same gloves for groping the private parts of multiple passengers.  Story here.   Adding insult to injury, SS-V Reichsfuhrer Napolitano exempts from these "security procedures" the persons who have caused more harm to this country than all of the known and suspected terrorists to date:  government officials including Timmy "Turbo Taxfraud" Geithner, Robert "I'm hunting tewwowists" Mueller, and the Reichsfuhrer herself.  Story here.

And if you object, dear reader, to the tender ministrations of the Gropenfuhrers?  You will be labelled a domestic extremist.  Story here.  Submit to the gate-rape by the Gropenfuhrers or face the fury of the Reich.

What the f*** happened to my country?

Bullshit Quote of the Day

“We don’t know much. If you were to try and devise a template about what connects this terrorist to this terrorist and how they were raised and what schools they went to and their socioeconomic status, or this or that, it’s all over the map. I think there’s some important work that’s being done on that but … the Secretary of Homeland Security cannot wait for that.”

Janet Incompetano Napolitano, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security

Gee, Janet, even I know the answer to this one. Can I get paid a six figure salary like you for giving you the answer?

No?  OK, I'll give you the answer anyway.

Chances are, your suspected terrorist attended a madrassa, can recite the Quran, prays five times a day, cowers in fear from a slice of bacon, won't pet your dog, calls you a kaffir, wants to build a mosque near the site where 3,000 innocent persons died on September 11, 2001, and treats women like dirt.

Instead of recognizing the obvious, you and your perverted sociopathic employees choose to molest women and children with porno scanners and dirty exam gloves.  What a pathetic bunch of Nazi scum you all are.

-Nairb

EyeWitless News: Poopy Package for Principal

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Nice to know that the city of Sanford, Florida is solvent enough to send police officers and a hazmat team to investigate a poopy letter mailed to a school principal. The case has been turned over to investigators.  I can only wonder if the crime lab will be able to trace the corn kernels back to the school cafeteria.

Note to self:  Don't eat corn prior to mailing letters to Senator Patty Moron Murray.

Read about the principal's letter here.

Retarded Politician of the Week: Michael Wolfensohn

New Castle, New York Councilman Michael Wolfensohn is the Retarded Politician of the Week.

Who else but a retarded politician would call the police on two teenagers selling cupcakes for a dollar each in a public park?  That's just what Wolfensohn did.  Read about it here.

Who cares if they did not have a permit!  Aren't there better things for fat-ass politicians to be doing on the public's dime?    Is the budget balanced in New Castle?  Is the public of New Castle getting its moneys worth out of its turd for a councilman?  Do New Castle residents have the balls to recall this piece of crap?  These are questions that need to be answered.  Leave the kids alone.

Then there is the waste of the police officers' time.  An incident like this shows that New Castle could save money by hiring police officers who arrest real criminals.

Back to Wolfensohn:  Is his next official act going to be pissing in some little girl's lemonade pitcher?

New Castle voters should piss on Wolfensohn's future electability.

Quote of the Day

"I learned that very often the most intolerant and narrow-minded people are the ones who congratulate themselves on their tolerance and open-mindedness. Amazing. My conservative friends look at me and say, 'Welcome to the club. What took you so long?' Well that's what it took and I think it's worth recording."

Christopher Hitchens, in this article.

Veteran's Day

Thanks to all the veterans out there who have sacrificed for our freedoms.  Today I remember the veterans in my family:  Dad (WWII), Grandpa (WWII and Korea), Grandpa Charles (WWI), and brother Gary (Vietnam).

Yesterday I went to a school assembly organized by the new music teacher at my daughter's school.  All of the grades were represented and sang patriotic songs in honor of our veterans.  Veterans from as far back as WWII were in attendance, and there was an honor guard from Fairchild Air Force Base to present the U.S. and state flags.  It had to be the best student assembly I have seen in the four and a half years that my daughter has been going to this school.  Each class of children, from the kindergarten throught the sixth grade, had rehearsed their songs and really put their hearts into it.  I don't know why, but I get kind of choked up when I hear kids singing "God Bless America", "America the Beautiful", "The Star Spangled Banner" and "You're a Grand Old Flag."  Makes me think that there is hope for this country, yet.

What floored me, though, was when the sixth grade class sang the Battle Hymn of the Republic.  I guess the ACLU must have been frightened off by the M14 rifles carried by the FAFB honor guard and thus weren't around to protest the "Glory Hallelujahs" and mentions of the Lord.  Nice to know that the religion haters haven't succeeded in banning all mentions of our Creator.

Again, thank you, Veterans. 

Worst Person in the World Suspended for Komrade Kontributions

I just about fell out of my chair when I read that the Worst Person in the World (his own label is perfect to stick on him) Keith Olbermann has been suspended for making political contributions to fellow collectivists Jack Conway, Raul Grijalva, and Gabrielle Giffords.  The suspension is indefinite and without pay.  Probably good for MSNBC as it may be a good excuse for them to get rid of his low-rated hatefest.

The parent company, NBC News, has tried to hide its own obvious bias towards collectivists by banning political contributions from its employees without prior approval of the network president.  On the surface the rule seems laudable, but it actually saves NBC the embarrassment of having public records of political contributions proving that NBC journalists are overwhelmingly collectivist. 

Olbermann, not content to embarrass only himself, has succeeded in embarrassing NBC News by confirming the bias that NBC had tried to dispel with its no-political-contribution rule.

And speaking of embarrassments, what kind of plastic is Olbermann's hair made of?

Hopefully Rachel Madcow is next.

MSNBC's own story on Olbermann is here.

Get Ready to Ride the QE2

And I'm not referring to the luxury liner.  A better analogy would be a garbage scow.

Helicopter Ben Bernanke has officially announced Quantitative Easing, Part 2, as of yesterday.  I noticed that stocks are up this morning.  No reason not to expect that with a bunch of free money being thrown out willy-nilly.  The tomorrow of paying the bill will never come, they think.  Just pump that market up, up, and away.

Looks like not everyone is buying it.  The Dow is up 1.92% and S&P is up 1.91% as I write this.  Nice for those hypertraders still in the market and the insiders trying to pump up prices before they take their money and run.  And run they will.

The real story is in the price of gold and silver.  Gold is up over 6% from yesterday's low and silver is up a similar amount from yesterday's low.  That spells confidence.

Looks like I had better use my federal reserve notes to buy more toilet paper or else I will have to use federal reserve notes when I have to take a number QE2.

On another note, a tangibles acquiring opportunity is coming up this weekend at the Spokane Gun Show, which runs from Friday to Sunday at the Spokane Interstate Fairgrounds.  At the last one I picked up a handful of .50 ammo cans for $5.00 each.  Very little rust and like-new (if not new) seals.  If that vendor is at the show, I will buy a dozen this time.

Keep preppin', 'cause this show ain't over.

Eyewitless News: Halloween Reveler Dressed as Breathalyzer Arrested for DUI

A Halloween reveler in Nebraska was arrested for drunk driving while dressed up as a breathalyzer machine.  The arresting officer's administration of a breath test was probably redundant, as the reading on the costume's "meter" was pretty accurate.  Read the story and see the accompanying photo here.

Quote of the Day

I would tell you to GO TO HELL....but I work there and I don't want to see you every day.

bumper sticker I observed while on my way to work this morning.

Have You Voted?

If you have voted, thank you.  Here in Washington, most ballots should be in by now, since about 99% of Washington votes by mail-in ballot.  The exception is a portion of Pierce County that still has polling stations.

If you have not voted, please get off your a** and do your civic duty.

That is all.