Bullshit Quote of the Day

“We don’t know much. If you were to try and devise a template about what connects this terrorist to this terrorist and how they were raised and what schools they went to and their socioeconomic status, or this or that, it’s all over the map. I think there’s some important work that’s being done on that but … the Secretary of Homeland Security cannot wait for that.”

Janet Incompetano Napolitano, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security

Gee, Janet, even I know the answer to this one. Can I get paid a six figure salary like you for giving you the answer?

No?  OK, I'll give you the answer anyway.

Chances are, your suspected terrorist attended a madrassa, can recite the Quran, prays five times a day, cowers in fear from a slice of bacon, won't pet your dog, calls you a kaffir, wants to build a mosque near the site where 3,000 innocent persons died on September 11, 2001, and treats women like dirt.

Instead of recognizing the obvious, you and your perverted sociopathic employees choose to molest women and children with porno scanners and dirty exam gloves.  What a pathetic bunch of Nazi scum you all are.

-Nairb