PETA Suggests Non-Dairy Michael Jackson
I guess PETA does not stand for People Eating Tasty Animals.
PETA is upset because an exhibitor at the Iowa State Fair plans on making a tribute to the late Michael Jackson in the form of a sculpture made out of butter. There's a joke in there, somewhere, I just know it!
PETA has a problem with the pedophile likeness consisting of an animal-based slippery substance, and suggests that the creator use a non-dairy spread instead.
Those insensitive PETAphiles! How many innocent soybeans will meet an untimely demise for this tacky tribute?
Read it here.
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